Wednesday, July 14, 2010

AMERICA KICKS BALLS. more stuff i didnt do.



i wanted to buy this clock on etsy. it really wasnt that expensive. but i hesitated. then i decided to buy it and i went back and someone else had bought it. i want to find them and kill them and take the clock. even if theres blood on it. fuck i need to go to sleep.
you ever make something, or attempt something and then you come across someone doing it so much better it makes you want to suicide sob your tear balls out till theres no more tears in there? i liked to do collage till i came across this girl whose name i forgot's collages. jane doe here kills it.

van gogh kills it too. also he kills himself.


Tuesday, June 8, 2010

seen today on 40west, side of 18 wheeler





Design.
As in, terrible design. Let me get this straight, the logo of your company is a prime example of the worst job one could do at the act for which your company is named? No ones blown minds with such a multi-layered concept since Kubrick turned a bone into a spaceship.


get on that level, son!

joel wanted a review cause LA aint got chick fil A. theres a pun in there somewhere but im in a hurry.

so after much ado, including renouncing my staunch atheism after hearing of its impending arrival...I actually FUCKING FORGOT that the spicy chicken was popping off yesterday at chick fil A.
I had a crazy awesome first day at my new internship and delicious delicious chicken was the last thing on my mind. Luckily my wife reminded me when i got home (read: sent me to get her one) and disaster was averted. Anyway... on to the bird. I mean what do you expect, its awesome. Just like everything they do. Its noticeably spicier than wendy's, take that dave thomas! and i bet with some sriracha rooster sauce this would approach next level shit. I dont know what they do over there at chickfila but the shit is working. they got bright cheery teens who look like they want to do nothing more than hand me a sammy. When i go to KFC (which i dont) and they say, were having a great day here at KFC. i dont believe that shit! but when freckle face jenny tells me its her "pleasure to serve me" down at chick filA you can take that as gospel. It must be all that christianity that makes it. Sundays off does a chicken good.

My only complaint is they are hedging their bets and not automatically releasing this in biscuit and nugget form. give the people what they want man...
this whole hosting swf on the blog thing is giving me a spot of trouble. so heres the link. copy and paste it you lazy bastards. and yea i know the animation gets a little wonky at the end and the credits are an eyesore....call it a work in progress


http://megaswf.com/view/73a202399277630a7eb3178b8dd470d0.html

Monday, June 7, 2010

no one looks at this blog anyway, but ive been so busy i have neglected it and so i apologize to all the no ones who are(n't) reading this. Below is some more crap i had nothing to do with besides liking it. isnt that what blogs are for?

more random.




I took this picture. I also started this fire. Those are lies.
This MAIDEN shirt went for like 2 thousand dollars on ebay. i mean yes, its fucking awesome, but so is alot of other stuff you could buy with that moneys. munnies.



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Monday, March 29, 2010

logo-a go-go




it's official.

perfume packaging



more package design. not as fun as candy head, but it came out okay.

portfolio ender.


pop up portfolio. dont try this at home kids.

my rejected ADF bookmark


the final version came off so much worse than this....cest la vie.
if i was in charge, i wouldn't be an intern

the picture of Dorian Gray.


work in progress.

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

dr frankenstein with a gluestick.


collage i never can seem to finish... cobbled together from anatomy books

But of corset is.....

sailin on'


Tshirt design for aging HC skaters

drawings from my childhood

A missile with a burning stick of dynamite tied to it, also emblazoned with USA>...ahh cold war childhood does a body good.

This cracks me up. The guard tower is saying "ALL UNITS OVER BY INFO RED." My concept of infrared technology was less than perfect in the 5th grade

grocery line impulse buy


packaging design for nonexistent candy which comes with bubble gum teeth, sugar stick tongue and jawbreaker eyeballs.

headcase

5 and half minute hallway.


Redesign of HOUSE OF LEAVES book cover. if you dont know, get to knowin.

all hail cardiel


playing card concepts. yea they dont fit on the card. postmodern as fuck.